Ghetto Gourmet - Lil Wayne Edition

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's daughter had a birthday. This was her cake. *face in palm* As if the cake wasn't ugly enough as is, black licorice tastes like shit. It's much more better in the Jager format, but thats neither here nor there. No shots to the cake artist at Walmart Cakes for Spoiled Kids Inc. The only thing she missed was glazing his eyes red. Happy bday celebrity child. For full Weezy effect, dip your slice in your favorite cough syrup.

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Ghetto Gourmet - Alchemist Edition

You probably eat alot of bullshit being an underground artist on the road. No shots, but it's not as if people like Alchemist get the Mariah Carey treatment in the dressing room. None of that diva shit here. He shows us how he gets down with shitty bagels and cheese soup.